Happy Heartiversary To Me

Write a living will, and whatever other documents you need to take care of your daughters and your husband if, God forbid, something goes wrong and it turns out that it was just your time.

It’s not that I don’t want to live without oysters on the half-shell. It’s that I’m afraid to enter a world where the smallest little slip-up, that one time we decide to share the seafood tower or get the burger with the works might kill us. It’s not the raw oysters or the salad bar that gives us such spilkis. What really causes us to dwell on that is the thought that if we go that way, everyone will know how stupid we are.

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